Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

Not to be outdone by the McCain camp, Obama today announced their latest jingle, based on the Oscar Mayer Weiner oldie:

Oh I wish I were Barack Hussein Obama
That is what I truly want to be
Cause if I were Barack Hussein Obama
Everyone would be in love with me.
Hey Hey!

David Plouffe followed up the announcement with a simple
"In your FACE, John McCain!"

Pollsters are currently gauging which campaign jingle will have the broadest effect on independents, who researchers suggest make most of their decisions based on jingles.

UPDATE: In the most bizarre twist so far for the campaign, the Obama camp apologized to itself for employing Obama's middle name in their jingle.

UPDATED UPDATE: An email I just received from David Plouffe:

The decision to use Barack's middle name in the campaign jingle was extremely unfortunate - and we apologize to our candidate for linking him to the former ruthless dictator of Iraq, in what appeared to be an otherwise happy little jingle. Those responsible have been directed to immediately stop their work on a new podium seal, fashioned after the seal formerly employed by Saddam Hussein.
And yes, we could fire them - but so far, we have found them invaluable in helping us shift blame. Thank you for your continued hatred of the Clintons.

David Plouffe, Campaign Manager
Barack Obama for President

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