Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

I'd just like to quickly address the concerns of those enamored with the Clintons, concerning the fate of their beloved Hillary.

According to campaign operatives, Hillary was under a great deal of sniper fire the day she made the RFK assassination gaffe - ultimately leading to the temporary "suspension" of her campaign. Like most stupid comments the Clintons make, reparations must be made. And this takes time.

However, Hillary has been instructed to assume the feigned role of Obama's BFF - after which Socks will assure the necessary steps are taken.

George/Bill/GW/Hillary/Jeb/Chelsea... America's future MUST be secured.

So take heart, Clinton lovers. Hillary will be deeply saddened by the tragic event. But as a good soldier, she'll march bravely on to assume the glorious mantle of her entitlement - simply a matter of securing the most opportunistic timing.

As Political Pyro so aptly describes it - Power is the Ultimate God.

And any disruption of our corporate-controlled, elitist two party system by a Chicago gangland politician simply will not be allowed. Beyond a disruption of the dynasty, the mob simply can't be allowed to move into the White House.

Seriously, the Democratic party's token black Senator has just gotten WAY too uppity. Pandering to the poor, buying their vote with government handouts is par for the course - but this half-whitey Obama character has just gotten way out of control! Even Jesse wants to cut his nuts off. Who does he think he is?

But hey - the American people's current infatuation with their beloved Changeling will be appeased by the legendary status that will be bestowed on him. Imagine what could have been... Thank goodness Hillary will be there for us, to take up that mantle. I think they've already picked out the color for the ribbon.

So if we can all please pause for a moment of silence... followed by a few random race riots -

Please calm yourselves, my sheep. Your leaders know what's best for them is inherently best for you.

The evolution of our system into a full-blown AristoDemocracy is well underway.

So simply sit back, relax, and allow the cogs to churn away. And don't worry yourselves about things that go bump in the night.

Your apathy and continued embrace of incumbents and their entitlement will continue to be rewarded with the same level of incompetency you've come to expect from a government of the sheep, by the sheep, and for the sheep.

All that's expected of you at this point is to continue feeding from the MSM's plentiful trough of mind-numbing entertainment and moan "Baaaaaaa" at the gas pumps - or if anything else doesn't go your way. No reason to take action and vote all the bums out - things could get even WORSE! How, I don't know - but that's the MSM's story and I'm sticking to it.

Anyway, last time I drove my Chevy to the levee - as I looked out over the barren land, stripped by fears of global warming, even my tears evaporated into a mist. How did this ever come to pass?

Oh, that's right - all my votes had been cast in fear of the horrible opposition, threatening to take away my yummy slice of American pie.

Mom used to make them - but like everyone else, I now rely on the government for my pie. But would it kill them to sprinkle a bit more cinnamon? I like cinnamon.

Or does the production of cinnamon contribute to global warming, thereby making this horrible catastrophe ALL MY FAULT!?!

I feel so guilty. There goes another tear - evaporating into the mist.