A former NASA engineer turned avid blogger has laid claim to McCain's $300 Million alternative energy fuel cell prize.
The blog, which can be found at:
http://myblogsucksbutigotbigtimemainstreammediaconnections.com
reveals the plans for the incredible new fuel cell, and is currently being reviewed by the McCain camp for authenticity. But scientists report that the prospects look extremely promising.
"This is a great day for America, my friends," John McCain stated, "Because today, my friends, we are embarking on a new chapter. A new chapter, my friends, that will free our great country from dependence on foreign oil. Our enemies, my friends, will no longer hold the American economy hostage - like they held me for all of those years in Vietnam, where I faithfully served my country as a prisoner of war, tortured endlessly by those who hate the America I love."
He then opened up the session to a townhall Q&A, in which he called all of his friends by their first names, clearing up any question as to whether his rampant abuse of a familiar term of endearment might be viewed as disingenuous pandering.
John McCain - my friend, your friend, America's BFF!!!!!
I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on me
I am stuck on John McCain cuz McCain's stuck on ME!
Also, he has a band-aid on his head.
CORRECTION: My apologies for the typo above. The correct URL is:
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/
My apologies to Mr. Sullivan, the world's greatest blogger who conquered the internet based solely on the merit of his own work - tirelessly blogging for years to build up a base, without any hope of financial gain. Bravo, Mr. Sullivan!
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