Having been rejected by every conceivable liberal rocker, McCain has decided to forgo popular music and employ a familiar advertising jingle at future campaign events:
I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on me
I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on ME!
deftly switching the lyrics to:
I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on me
I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on ME!
Try to get THAT one out of your heads, Obama fans.
More lyrics after the jump... or not. What's a jump anyway?
