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Obama is an Oscar Mayer Weiner?

Not to be outdone by the McCain camp, Obama today announced their latest jingle, based on the Oscar Mayer Weiner oldie:

Oh I wish I were Barack Hussein Obama
That is what I truly want to be
Cause if I were Barack Hussein Obama
Everyone would be in love with me.
Hey Hey!

David Plouffe followed up the announcement with a simple
"In your FACE, John McCain!"

Pollsters are currently gauging which campaign jingle will have the broadest effect on independents, who researchers suggest make most of their decisions based on jingles.

McCain Gets Stuck on Band-Aids

Having been rejected by every conceivable liberal rocker, McCain has decided to forgo popular music and employ a familiar advertising jingle at future campaign events:

I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on me
I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on ME!

deftly switching the lyrics to:

I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on me
I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on ME!

Try to get THAT one out of your heads, Obama fans.

More lyrics after the jump... or not. What's a jump anyway?

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