Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

A former NASA engineer turned avid blogger has laid claim to McCain's $300 Million alternative energy fuel cell prize.
The blog, which can be found at:
http://myblogsucksbutigotbigtimemainstreammediaconnections.com
reveals the plans for the incredible new fuel cell, and is currently being reviewed by the McCain camp for authenticity. But scientists report that the prospects look extremely promising.

Having been rejected by every conceivable liberal rocker, McCain has decided to forgo popular music and employ a familiar advertising jingle at future campaign events:

I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on me
I am stuck on Band-Aid, cuz Band-Aid stuck on ME!

deftly switching the lyrics to:

I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on me
I am stuck on John McCain, cuz McCain's stuck on ME!

Try to get THAT one out of your heads, Obama fans.

More lyrics after the jump... or not. What's a jump anyway?