Clinton Haters Never Underestimate, Rather Exploit the Stupidity of the General Public

The AP reports that Socks the Cat, former Clinton Whitehouse pet and Obama VP frontrunner, may reverse course - moving forward with damning evidence that could destroy the family's archrival, Barack Obama.

While sharing a limousine with the Democratic nominee, Socks the Cat claims to have engaged in relations while the two shared a bowl of catnip. The allegations of heavy petting and drug use, if proven true, could revoke the current suspension of Hillary's campaign, catapulting (sic) her campaign back into its deserved front-runner status.

Buddy the Dog, who has recently defected to the Obama camp, disputes the allegations:

"That cat is so full of *#$*#! I *#*$# hate that *#$*#*$ RACIST cat!"

Developing...

UPDATE: James Carville, best known for his portrayal of the zombie creatures in Will Smith's "I am Legend", has reportedly dismissed Buddy as the "Canine Judas" for turning on his masters.